Celebrity Oops

March 10, 2010

Jesus Mother of God

Author: The Superficial - Because You're Ugly - Categories: Photos, So Freaking Hot, megan fox

I'm mostly posting this just-released outtake from Megan Fox's photo shoot in the April issue of Harper's Bazaar because it has absolutely nothing to do with Corey Haim. Unless it turns out he was secretly Brian Austin Green in... ...read full story

Finally. Corey Feldman speaks.

Author: The Superficial - Because You're Ugly - Categories: Photos, RIP, corey feldman, corey haim, drugs

Like the setting of the sun, when one Corey dies another must make a statement. On his WordPress blog: I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me... ...read full story

Corey Haim turned down Celebrity Rehab last week

Author: The Superficial - Because You're Ugly - Categories: Photos, RIP, corey haim, drugs

Corey Haim reportedly turned down an offer to participate in VH1's Celebrity Rehab within the past 10 days, according to TMZ: Sources connected with Dr. Drew's show tell us casting producers called Corey. They say he was "extremely defensive... ...read full story

It’s Coco Time.

Author: The Superficial - Because You're Ugly - Categories: NSFW, Photos, So Freaking Hot, captions, coco

As a gift to her fans for reaching 60,000 Twitter followers, Coco posted a picture of herself standing naked in a tanning bed which is exactly why I take time out each month to recognize her fine service to... ...read full story

Jamie Jungers wins Best Whore

Author: The Superficial - Because You're Ugly - Categories: Photos, jamie junger, tiger woods

Here's Jamie Jungers leaving The Howard Stern Show this morning where she took first place in a Miss Tiger Woods contest against Jaime Grubbs and Loredana Jolie by apparently describing his penis in the most detail. Why not? Ironically,... ...read full story

Dina’s in on the lawsuit

Author: The Superficial - Because You're Ugly - Categories: Photos, dina lohan, lawsuit, lindsay lohan

Lindsay Lohan apparently called her mom bawling after seeing the E-Trade commercial about a "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay and it looks like Dina's in on the suit, according to The New York Post: "They're little babies doing this, mocking... ...read full story

Corey Haim pulled a Brittany Murphy

Author: The Superficial - Because You're Ugly - Categories: Photos, RIP, corey haim, drugs

Walking punchline to every 80s joke Corey Haim died this morning from an apparent accidental overdose while battling the flu, according to TMZ: We've learned Corey had been sick the last couple of days with flu-like symptoms. The medications... ...read full story

March 9, 2010

Julie Bowen in a bikini

Author: The Superficial - Because You're Ugly - Categories: Photos, So Freaking Hot, bikini, julie bowen

Here's Modern Family star Julie Bowen in Hawaii on Sunday, and this is a woman who should probably remained fully clothed. No, really, up until I saw these, I was under the impression Julie Bowen was smoking hot. Turns... ...read full story

Madonna demands the loins of Gerard Butler

Author: The Superficial - Because You're Ugly - Categories: Madonna, Photos, gerard butler

Seen here summoning a legion of harpies at Carnaval a few weeks back, Madonna is still on the hunt for Gerard Butler's elephant spear, according to Hollywood Life: Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer... ...read full story

Katherine Heigl has access to hair dye and other news

Author: The Superficial - Because You're Ugly - Categories: Links, Photos, katherine Heigl

- Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams: An Argument for McJakey. [Lainey Gossip] - Anderson Cooper to Jessica Simpson: "Bitch, I will cut you." [Dlisted] - Barbara Walters thinks she killed Ricky Martin's career. [PopEater] - Kelly Ripa keeps her... ...read full story